- girl 1: omg im pregnant
- girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
- girl 3: omg im always drunk
- me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
